I woke up this morning with an incredibly high-powered sniffer. I don’t get it but it’s like I’m a some kind of new super hero or something. The Sniff! “Ladies and gentlemen, there is a free buffet somewhere in Nasal City and we need to find it. This looks like a job for The Sniff!”
(giant box of Kleenex is then projected upon the night sky to signal me from my secret hideout where I pass the time plucking nose hairs and planning the strategic return of the scratch and sniff sticker……or something like that.)
Anyway, I got to work and could smell that annoying burnt-wire smell, like a smouldering electrical fire. Turns out it was a co-worker’s shoes. He got wet feet on his walk to work and tried to dry them out with a defective heat gun.
Then, when I came home for lunch I walked through three stages of sniff. When I opened the door I could immediately smell dog piss. There hasn’t been a dog living here for like six weeks but his mark was definitely evident to my super-charged sniffer.
Halfway up the stairs I could smell incense. I had burnt some the night before and it was still lingering. I thought to myself, “Now that’s a nice smell for this place.” Three steps later the smell changed to fish. I cooked haddock like four days ago and for some reason it hasn’t left the place yet. I guess that’s why I bought the incense. Maybe I need to burn more.
I should also contact DC Comics to inform them of that latest super-hero on the scene…..no wait, that’s just stupid.
Anyway, I got to work and could smell that annoying burnt-wire smell, like a smouldering electrical fire. Turns out it was a co-worker’s shoes. He got wet feet on his walk to work and tried to dry them out with a defective heat gun.
Then, when I came home for lunch I walked through three stages of sniff. When I opened the door I could immediately smell dog piss. There hasn’t been a dog living here for like six weeks but his mark was definitely evident to my super-charged sniffer.
Halfway up the stairs I could smell incense. I had burnt some the night before and it was still lingering. I thought to myself, “Now that’s a nice smell for this place.” Three steps later the smell changed to fish. I cooked haddock like four days ago and for some reason it hasn’t left the place yet. I guess that’s why I bought the incense. Maybe I need to burn more.
I should also contact DC Comics to inform them of that latest super-hero on the scene…..no wait, that’s just stupid.
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